Monster Hunter (Gunlance Player Slander) version: My damage? Unimpressive. My skill? Questionable. My hunts? Lengthy. My shells? Empty. My fellow hunters? Tripped. My sharpness? Gone. My mobility? Limited. My cart? Imminent. Monster Hunter (Gunlance Player Slander) Rhyming version: My damage? Light. My skill? Questionable, not quite right. My hunts? Drag on for eternity. My shells? Dry, lacking any potency. My fellow hunters? They fall and trip. My sharpness? Dull, unable to make a dent or clip. My mobility? Heavy and slow. My cart? Ready and waiting to go. What am I? A Gunlance player, never