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“(In the Corruption biome...) Castor: "AGH!" Pollux: "UGH!" Castor: "I hate my li” (26 conversations)
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Jun 27, 2023 at 5:36 PM EDT
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(In the Corruption biome...) Castor: (his red-skinned body slamming against a tree) "AGH!" Pollux: (her blue-skinned body slamming against the tree) "UGH!" Castor: (slowly opening his blue eyes and flapping his bat-like dark gray wings) "I hate my life right now..." Pollux: (slowly opening her red eyes and flapping her bat-like dark gray wings) "Me too..." Asphodene: "There! The Dioskouroi won't be causing trouble anytime soon!" Castor: "I swear, when I get out I'll incinerate you!" Eridani: "I know you wouldn't have the guts to torch a child like mine." Castor: "Well, just because you're twins doesn't mean I'll incinerate one of you girls! Pollux, little help here?!" Pollux: (starts to feel a sharp, stabbing-like pain in her lower abdomen) "Uh...I could say the same here." (Strange footsteps can be heard in the distance) Castor: "...that sounds like its ALL around me." (A giant bacteriophage that looks like the Corruption and the Crimson stomps its way towards them) Castor: "What is THAT?!" Asphodene: "That thing is massive!" Eridani: "An Esophage?!" Pollux: (in even more pain than before) "Nope. Not dealing with that thing." (The Esophage looks at them before roaring menacingly.) Pollux: "Castor! We've got to get out of here!" Castor: "But-" (Suddenly, there's a loud "POP" sound and a puddle of water has formed between Pollux's legs)
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Pollux: (taken aback) "W-what...?" Asphodene: "What in the world just happened?" Eridani: "Did her water just break?" Castor: "Her...water...?" Pollux: (grimacing) "I'm...in labor." Asphodene: "Now? Here?" Eridani: "We have to get her to safety!" Castor: "But what about the Esophage?" Pollux: (clenching her fists while breathing heavily) "I don't care! My baby is coming and I need help!" Asphodene: "Fine, let's move!" (The group quickly aids Pollux and begins making their way through the treacherous terrain, dodging the Esophage's attacks as they go. Eventually, they come across a small shelter.) Eridani: "This should do for now. We'll have to deliver the baby here." Pollux: (nodding) "Okay...okay..." Castor: (placing a supportive hand on Pollux's shoulder) "We'll be here for you, sis." Asphodene: "Let's get started then." (After a long and harrowing process, the group successfully delivers Pollux's baby, a healthy boy with red skin and blue eyes.) Pollux: (tearfully holding her baby) "Thank you...thank you all." Eridani: "Congratulations, mother." Castor: "We did it! We brought new life into this world!" Asphodene: "And we all made it out alive." (The group shares a moment of relief and joy, basking in the newfound life they have brought into the dark and corrupted world they inhabit.)