[there would be dialogue in this story:] (My name is Alexander. I lived by myself in Florida, USA. I was the least crazy of all my friends - I usually just chilled by myself. But there was this one girl I remember from the beach - my childhood friend, Mia. She was a Siren - a Greek mythological monster that lures men to their deaths with a song. However, I was the only one who was immune to Mia's song. Sometimes, when I was visiting in the beach, Mia would use her song to lure inconsiderate jerks to their deaths - and I didn't even need to say anything; even more, this didn't stop when she was pregnant. I could even see the movements of Mia's baby in her womb - especially the little tail movements, seeing as the baby was also a Siren. Every time I visit the beach, Mia even invites me to feel her baby bump.)